Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.

“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

Venezuelan Make-Out

Making out naked in a car and getting arrested by a Venezuelan cop.

Oscar got arrested while performing the Venezuelan Make-Out after the Quinces.

by chicanery1173 February 16, 2025

Venezuelan ice rocket

The practice when someone shoves ice cube up there ass specifically Venezuelan and keeps the ice cold. When the person has to shit it will come out of there ass and raise them from the ground

Pabloto:Dude i just did a Venezuelan ice rocket and it felt amazing
Rick:please get help

by ricky678 January 17, 2021

Give me all your Venezuelan Bolivars

Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.

Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.

Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

Venezuelan Piñata

The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.

Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.

by JimboShrimp April 17, 2018

Venezuelan Chieftan

When a guy has anal intercourse with a person, and then pulls out. Followed directly after by him holding his hand against the person's face, and penetrating in between hand and face. Effectively a hand, penis, face sandwich.

Valerie had her brown and red war paint smeared all over her after Daniel made her a Venezuelan Chieftan.

by Andrew w Larson January 2, 2024

Venezuelan Restroom

when your girlfriend eats a bunch of tacos, shits them out, you put them in her vagina and eat her out while sitting in a Denny’s bathroom at 3am

You: hey got any napkins?

Friend: yeah I have some why?

You: I’m doing the Venezuelan Restroom with my girlfriend later

Friend: dang have some fun and can I have some of your leftover Denny’s if that’s not a problem?

by makeamericagreatagain:) November 3, 2017