When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.
Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jackspedicey 2 September 17, 2017
when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.
by falcoiii October 15, 2022
when your girlfriend eats a bunch of tacos, shits them out, you put them in her vagina and eat her out while sitting in a Denny’s bathroom at 3am
You: hey got any napkins?
Friend: yeah I have some why?
You: I’m doing the Venezuelan Restroom with my girlfriend later
Friend: dang have some fun and can I have some of your leftover Denny’s if that’s not a problem?
Friend: yeah I have some why?
You: I’m doing the Venezuelan Restroom with my girlfriend later
Friend: dang have some fun and can I have some of your leftover Denny’s if that’s not a problem?
by makeamericagreatagain:) November 3, 2017
When a man farts into another man's mouth whilst sucking his dick from the back with a razor blade in his mouth
by Frosty2506 December 17, 2021
An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy
by Soft Homoerectus October 31, 2017