Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome
by Annakaleia September 30, 2011
How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser July 11, 2008
The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
#PROXIMITYISM /präkˈsimədē-izem/ —Defined as the philosophy that nearness to a minority group gives one permission to talk out the side of their face and neck.
He believed by virtue of proximityism he could avoid a beat-down when using the word he used to describe black people.
by LittleDidYouKnow February 8, 2022
alternative for body doubling, this word describes the act of working/studying near a person or group of people in order to focus or be more productive.
by batty markers November 16, 2022
The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 27, 2021