Patio

It’s means pussio and patty together
Wag1 yu patio
by Patio 12345 ching January 11, 2020
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Parrot on the Patio

Beautiful girls or eye-catching men at the front door of a restaurant who talk to people walking by. Also, a particularly stunning customer maybe given a table next to a window to attract attention.
As Tommy walked home from the office, he would always stop for a beer at the steakhouse when Jeanette was welcoming customers. The beer was over priced but the view made it worth it. Tommy knew he always fell for the Parrot on the Patio sales technique.
by Cordoan June 14, 2018
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Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.
Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day
by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025
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Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio
wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them
by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
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Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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