catio patio

Say this if you want to get punched in the face.

Boy1: the catio patio....
Boy2: (punches boy1 in face) Fuck you

by anonymous October 20, 2022

AARON PATIO PECKHAM

Another SUNDAY where the patio with the RED WINDOW shade is lifted by THE SWAN.

Hey another AARON PATIO PECKHAM and we can split together for your DIGS of your SUNNY URBAN PICK.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT October 2, 2021

Patio

Someone that is so swag that majority of the population can’t handle it. Someone that causes the girls to go crazy and the boys crazier.

Patio shit on the floor

by Illinois hate August 29, 2021

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025