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suck my left butt- cheek

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007
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Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.
Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
by Sargonasa November 25, 2021
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kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.
Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006
mugGet the kiss my hairy yellow buttmug.

makes my butt hard

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
by $wen$on August 21, 2021
mugGet the makes my butt hardmug.

My butt

by Oh, worm! February 22, 2021
mugGet the My buttmug.

I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.
by Widsowman April 4, 2024
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touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).
hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).
by rredrocket April 11, 2025
mugGet the touching my buttsmug.

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