suck my left butt- cheek

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 03, 2007
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Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.
Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
by Sargonasa November 25, 2021
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kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.
Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006
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69 my butt

Aye 69 my butt niqqa
by Bidgskaievejsn January 26, 2020
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69 my butt

Cliffy pleasures
69 my butt dawg
by Bidgskaievejsn January 26, 2020
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crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy
son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”
by cookoutconnoisseur May 19, 2022
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Dig in my butt

To "search for gold" or "dig for mystery", "dig in my butt" is a term used to talk about a common hobby or activity in which one may stick their finger up their rectum cavity to search for any scraps which may be left after taking a shit. Also often said as "Diggin' in ma butt" and possibly abbreviated to "DimB" which is often used over text.
"Hey Michael what're you doing this afternoon?" "Probably gonna dig in my butt"

"Are you busy this weekend?" "Yeah I gotta dig for gold, dig in the ol' ass creamer"

"Are you digging in your butt during our dinner right now?" "A miner never stops until they find gold"
by Gibsonn06 June 22, 2025
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