Facebook intervention (F.B.I)

A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.

Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"

Facebook rant

by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011

Auto-interventionism

the theory or practice of intervening in one's own life

I don't get all these nation-states and their interventionism stuffs hurting one another. Yeah ya know auto-interventionism is all the rage these days – ya know emo stuff. Why all this globocop bosh going down; when that goth life so hype¿

by MurdochMaxwell November 09, 2020

Intervention clown

Someone that wants to change the definition of reality and call the sky green just to be argumentative about something.

The intervention clown wanted to look for trouble with people and run some of them off from their own neighborhoods, even though she wasn't from their neighborhood herself, while trying to call them the bully, or the ones trying to dominate somebody else.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Pharmacological intervention

The act of having your pills legally prescribed to you by your shrink

Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023

design intervention

n. The moment when an engineered design feature successfully prevents a catastrophe.

"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."

by NotRrrn September 16, 2012

testicular intervention

What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.

We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.

by Umm111 September 12, 2020

Divine intervention

When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.

All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.

Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.

by ACunny October 03, 2024