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Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
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indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside
i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.
by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025
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Indoor Camping

When you stay in your room day on end to weeks on end to century’s on end completely absent from human civilization
Dam Aliyah you’ve been indoor camping for about a half a decade now
by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019
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indoor fuckery

During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.
“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”
by anonymous November 12, 2020
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Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.
Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!
by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012
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Indoor Playground

The closest thing to heaven we will ever have on Earth
For any child or child-at-heart, an indoor playground is the closest thing to heaven on Earth
by I Like To Define Words September 19, 2025
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Indoor

A slang insult that ultimately means an idiot who is such a big idiot that when they try to call themselves an idiot, they call themselves an indoor.
Wait you bet on UCLA? What an indoor!
by <bruins_and_lebron3 October 25, 2025
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