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indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
by Fhockey January 12, 2017
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indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
by jevanyn January 4, 2010
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Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
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indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside
i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.
by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025
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Indoor Camping

When you stay in your room day on end to weeks on end to century’s on end completely absent from human civilization
Dam Aliyah you’ve been indoor camping for about a half a decade now
by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019
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Indoor Ball

an Indoor Ball is a woman who takes care of herself and values self worth, often choosing to better herself and stay in, partying only in moderation. She prioritizes herself over chaos, surrounding herself with other good people who stay on the right path.
Carol has always been an Indoor Ball —Ill see her at church, hitting the gym, and only at a party once in a blue moon. Heard she can still shotgun a beer like a champ, though.
by DoomScroller June 18, 2025
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indoor grilling

" 'bout to do some indoor grilling up in here"
by wyo September 9, 2014
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