Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"
Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"
"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"
"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
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by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019
Get the Indoor Camping mug.1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.
2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. A wanker.
2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.
(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
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2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.
by Milt Alwin April 23, 2009
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