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indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
by jevanyn January 4, 2010
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indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
by Fhockey January 12, 2017
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indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES
Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry
by Throw your Shoe March 20, 2014
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Indoor Recess

the act of ejaculating into a females vagina. word to jack buckley
i committed indoor recess with a random broad from capo basement last night.
by fluffboi69 May 1, 2022
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Indoor Pool

An Indoor Pool is a pool that is usually found indoors, usually found in the Northern Parts of the country, or at higher end hotels.
If you want to go swimming, Go back to the North and get in your "Indoor Pool", Shannon.
by SouthUrban May 15, 2015
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Indoorer

The opposite of that guy from xbox.com
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
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indoor ensemble

When it's illegal to call it winter guard bc u get the short end of the stick,, also guaranteed to make most people laugh or be totally confused
by jas.m.ine_ January 2, 2017
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