an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009
Get the pink fuzzy handcuffsmug. The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
by thesmallC September 28, 2011
Get the White Man's Handcuffsmug. These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!
by Jorje Neemen February 24, 2011
Get the Fluffy Pink Handcuffsmug. by 357TVT February 05, 2017
Get the pink fluffy handcuffsmug. Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
by Nick D March 10, 2003
Get the Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!mug. by uraluzer84 June 16, 2018
Get the Handcuff Honeymug. me: say handcuffs backwards
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021
Get the say handcuffs backwardsmug.