"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."
by Fuckton June 17, 2013
Get the Fucktonmug. Skyler, are you coming over with the beer? I have a shitload of people over here, it’s like 20 folks waiting.
Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.
Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.
by FreeGame July 4, 2021
Get the Fucktonmug. Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or
An insurmountable or unattainable differential
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or
An insurmountable or unattainable differential
Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!
Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!
Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!
by MJ82 October 7, 2018
Get the Fucktonmug.