Etch and Sketch

When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets so crazy that only a good ol’ shake will resolve the situation.

My angry girlfriend went off on a crazy rant, so I had to Etch and Sketch her until she calmed down.

A good Etch and Sketch will reset her brain.

by zunigasm22 January 15, 2021

Etch

If you are totally out of things to say you say you say this.

Has a long conversation about sex with girlfriend and it gets super awkard they both look at each other and say Etch

by TheTruePetah July 27, 2016

sky-etch

Name or adjective for a person who makes unnecessary comments, or acts in an unusual manner or you straight up just don't like.

Bob: Did you see that guy?! He had a fucking toilet plunger in his bag.

Connor: What a fucking sky-etch.

by Sky Master of The Universe October 6, 2010

Etches Back

A level of life or something that is so low it would be better to be a slave in auschwitz!

Damn my life is Etches back

by Thatguyfromcshs December 9, 2019

jacques etch

The French Doctor who athlete's foot is named after.

Some jock left his sweaty cum stained towel in the locker room and gave me jacques etch.

by pornstache May 6, 2021

Etch

A regular CrossFatter who’d go the end of the world for a cwtch, a man that falls in love very easy but falls for a mortgage even easier. His favourite tattoos are his eye hand or Adam Sandler on his arm! Probably owns a pick up to make up for his limp cute cock, but all in all top man with tits!

Etch, drop the cake and step away from the fridge!

by Andy Viking November 22, 2021

Etch

Etch is the kind of person to go crazy anytime something in sports happens. He's also obsessed with shitposting but only if it's anime-related. An Etch loves alcohol and can sometimes chug two pitchers at once.

P1: Why are my texts blowing up?
P2: There was a 10 yard holding penalty, and Etch is spamming it to people as if there's a tornado warning.

by MysteryDefinitionsMan December 28, 2021