a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.
by awkwardgirly April 7, 2016
"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"
by Chuck2311 February 22, 2017
Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.
by Quellie Quel February 11, 2014
used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010
MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!
man, i love these fossil sunglasses
"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"
man, i love these fossil sunglasses
"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"
by BILLUP PHONES November 27, 2010