nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

dude i bought nacho cheese Doritos
i love you

nacho cheese doritos by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015

cheems 

cheems

"cheems"

-Albert Einstein

cheems by That_one_funny_guy December 16, 2019

cheese of my cock 

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

cheese of my cock by kam75xx April 3, 2021

sock cheese 

A type of fermented cheese. First you must get a sweaty sock and put some cheese in it (preferably blue cheese) and leave it in a cellar for nine years. Afterwards you need to filter the cheese through the small holes in the same sock. And Bonaparte!

(Also one of the many delicacies eaten in the Geneva Cream religion)

Person 1: Have you tried the 1999 sock cheese?
Person 2: Hell yeah I fainted
Person 1: woah

sock cheese by Ye nan purple June 27, 2019

pocket cheese 

When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.

Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.

pocket cheese by Lover of cheese September 3, 2020

Going Ham And Cheese 

Going Hard As A Motherfucker BUT with cheese

Damn that Boy was going ham and cheese in the game.

Going Ham And Cheese by $$$overboobies May 1, 2011

Bum Cheese 

An exclamation that indicates to teammates that you all need to immediately unplug your system

"BUM CHEESE" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Bum Cheese by Kwert May 15, 2017