Social Media Stalker 

A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.

These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.

Be careful

My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.

Social Media Stalker by recruiterpoet September 6, 2012

Social Media Ghost 

Social Media Ghost is an Internet phenomenon that effects only a few people on social media, Internet forums, etc. Social Media Ghosts are people who are generally unnoticed online, thus generally unable to make friends or get replies/reactions to their posts, regardless of the content they post.

There doesn't appear to be a primal reason why some people are SMG, and others aren't.

Social Media Ghost isn’t contained to one website, but the entire Internet. Someone doesn’t have any followers or replies on one social media site or forum alone isn’t SMG.
Although much more rare, it seems to be possible for people who have friends offline to be SMG.

Social Media Ghost by SquiddyKat October 30, 2019

Social Media Sabotage 

The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.

Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.

Social Media Sabotage by YAWA March 22, 2020

Social Media Quarterback 

“Social Media Quarterback” is a term created by former NFL player and current analyst Emmanuel Acho to describe Justin Herbert.

It means a quarterback who makes special jaw dropping throws that catches the eye of social media but doesn’t make the necessary plays needed to win the big games. Particularly throws in the earlier in the game rather than in the clutch.

Wow Justin Herbert threw a rocket! But to me he’s just a social media quarterback. He never. Shows up when it counts !

Social Media Quarterback by CV232 November 27, 2022

(Social media) saw it first

When posting a photo or video on social media that you’ve already posted before on a different social media site. Used as a caption often.

(Social media) saw it first 💁 ♀️

(Social media) saw it first by WillSinge May 15, 2018

Social Media Depression (SMD) 

Also known as SMD, Social Media Depression is a mental state that is melancholic and induced by negative or lack of interaction on a social media platform.

I have a serious case of Social Media Depression (SMD) after not being able to access my Facebook account.

Social Media Depression (SMD) by The Chic Spy August 18, 2011

social media dyslexia 

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.

Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.

social media dyslexia by I've been tested. November 11, 2015