Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.
See also:
social media -
rockstar
maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
See also:
social media -
rockstar
maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015
Get the social media gurumug. by EasyD803 December 22, 2013
Get the social media that shitmug. An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.
Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
by Storypoet November 27, 2016
Get the Social Media Lovemug. Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.
Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"
Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"
by k8iegurl May 9, 2011
Get the Social Media Seizuremug. A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media
by papamurph43 May 23, 2017
Get the social media relationshipmug. It's a word/title that is usually used to describe someone that is always connected to social media sites giving updates constantly, yet rarely socializes with any of the friends or followers in real life.
by The Real Deal Rob September 12, 2011
Get the social media butterflymug. Have you seen that guys vines? I'm like totally in love with him, I think I have a social media crush
by Lila March 1, 2015
Get the Social Media Crushmug.