Social Media Cocky

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.

Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.

by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013

social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015

social media relationship

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media

"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"

by papamurph43 May 23, 2017

Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.

Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"

by k8iegurl May 9, 2011

social media butterfly

It's a word/title that is usually used to describe someone that is always connected to social media sites giving updates constantly, yet rarely socializes with any of the friends or followers in real life.

Ive had nine updates and check ins from Kerry today, she is such a social media butterfly

by The Real Deal Rob September 12, 2011

Girls on social media

The biggest dicks on the internet they constantly say OMG i love you to another girl which is lesbian They are constantly in love with themselves, they literally put on the most pointless things on their stories and they are just genuine retards and a stupid annoyance that needs to stop. Also they continuously put Ops on their stories just so they want other girls to write fucking paragraphs about them and they screenshot it and put it on their stories with them responding with hearts. If you love them soo much then why don't you marry them them. God

Boy 1: Oh you see that girl there

Boy 2: Oh yeah I've seen her Instagram She's just a normal girls on social media

by someone who puts stuff123 February 13, 2019