social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks

That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser

by 1supernoob August 20, 2021

social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...

That pic is sweet, social media that shit!

by EasyD803 December 22, 2013

social media relationship

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media

"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"

by papamurph43 May 23, 2017

Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.

Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"

by k8iegurl May 9, 2011

social media butterfly

It's a word/title that is usually used to describe someone that is always connected to social media sites giving updates constantly, yet rarely socializes with any of the friends or followers in real life.

Ive had nine updates and check ins from Kerry today, she is such a social media butterfly

by The Real Deal Rob September 12, 2011

Girls on social media

The biggest dicks on the internet they constantly say OMG i love you to another girl which is lesbian They are constantly in love with themselves, they literally put on the most pointless things on their stories and they are just genuine retards and a stupid annoyance that needs to stop. Also they continuously put Ops on their stories just so they want other girls to write fucking paragraphs about them and they screenshot it and put it on their stories with them responding with hearts. If you love them soo much then why don't you marry them them. God

Boy 1: Oh you see that girl there

Boy 2: Oh yeah I've seen her Instagram She's just a normal girls on social media

by someone who puts stuff123 February 13, 2019