Skip to main content

Cum McFlurry 

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.
Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit
Cum McFlurry by Longo January 18, 2008

Bacon mcflurry 

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.
Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.
Bacon mcflurry by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016

Creamburger McFlurry 

A word used to describe a pasty creamy person with bits of cheese in it.
Generally used to describe people with spider like hands that itch their tryhard emo hair on the bus.
that boy is such a creamburger mcflurry we should probably kill him sometime soon.

Oreo McFlurry 

When you pull out of anal with poop in your dick then but on her face while she eats it
I just gave Chloe an Oreo McFlurry
Oreo McFlurry by Lois.griffin December 31, 2022

Oreo McFlurry 

When you fuck a bitch in the ass then cum in her mouth and leave little poo sprinkles like and “Oreo McFlurry”
I did an Oreo McFlurry to that bitch Chloe
Oreo McFlurry by Lois.griffin December 30, 2022

Banana squirty McFlurry 

When a banana peels it’s self whips out it’s penis which is covered in Oreos and cums on the floor and then wipes it up with his peel
Damn that banana got a big dick make a nigga do a split I wanna see him banana squirty McFlurry