by phgirl April 11, 2016
The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.
This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."
"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"
"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"
"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012
"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"
by NuckFiggers June 16, 2016
A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating
There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..
by Scratch Legba November 27, 2020
A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived
Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid
by Scratch Legba February 23, 2023
The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 21, 2014