José Orozco

His bsf was fake af, But yet He still managed to be more happy with his bsf.... still proves to be a loyal person
José Orozco is still loyal without having a bsf.
by @jjjoo November 11, 2018
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José Carioca

José "Zé" Carioca is a cartoon anthropomorphic parrot created by the Brazilian cartoonist José Carlos de Brito
Has a sexy af voice

And is boyfriends with Donald Duck & Panchito Pistoles
Guys what was the name of that super cool parrot again?
José Carioca?
Yes!!
by Todee September 04, 2021
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José Osuna

A fictional person invented to reassure students that they can write an E-Mail to, so he can solve their problems.
If you have any problems, you should send an E-Mail to José Osuna.
by AmazingMilk3 December 19, 2017
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Simón José

I s a good person, but in some stressful cases, his laugh is contagious, like his penis, very funny, but lonely at the same time, his first love was a failure, and the one that followed after that too, he hates the Samuels but nothing compares to him I hate that he has SOSO.

I had a Simon, the great man, but he became a fag
Simón José is definition comes from YES, which means positive, yes to everything.
by Sancha August 04, 2023
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Simón José

Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO
Simón José definition comes from SI, which means positive, yes to everything.
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José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.
ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...
by enroiv August 30, 2019
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José Ángel Ramos Betts

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
by Spergs June 21, 2023
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