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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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bland yam

n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard
"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."
by Gamine Girl January 27, 2009
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bland gay

A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight
“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”
by that bisexual kpop weeb September 10, 2020
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bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".
1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.
by wirelessmoke May 10, 2021
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Bland

A dad who has a cult called "Bland's Boys"
people need to stop using Blands name in vain tsk tsk tsk
by gordunt January 5, 2022
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bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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