dad who has a cult called "Blands Boys"
i'm sick and tired of people using Blands name in vain
by gordunt January 6, 2022
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Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.
Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch
by DW's July 11, 2016
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"Luke bland" is a boy who like to tongue punch other boys asshole on days that end on a 'Y', also loves receiving a dirty chewbakka

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by Ikatam September 16, 2017
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The biggest slut you will ever meet.
You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!
by fiuebjfnd November 30, 2015
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A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight
“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”
by that bisexual kpop weeb September 11, 2020
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the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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