Arial Bland

The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.

Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.

"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"

"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."

by Oni-91 February 4, 2010

nakera bland

Nakera Bland is fine as hell. She is very smart and nice. Nakera Bland will take no bullshit don't get on her bad side. She is very loyal to her friends and will turn your frown upside down

Jimmy: damn do you see the new girl
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland

Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side

by Ushsjsodmlsjs November 1, 2018

bland yam

n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard

"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."

by Gamine Girl January 27, 2009

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

mataia bland

A freak, loyal, young & turnt, and fine asf. Might consider her a high score!

Whoever name is mataia bland, go with it

by Coolestjiggo78 November 19, 2023

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Bland

A dad who has a cult called "Bland's Boys"

people need to stop using Blands name in vain tsk tsk tsk

by gordunt January 5, 2022