Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.

She's such bland umami

by sachikatdare July 26, 2015

Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.

Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch

by DW's July 11, 2016

Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.

You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!

by fiuebjfnd March 4, 2016

Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017

nakera bland

Nakera Bland is fine as hell. She is very smart and nice. Nakera Bland will take no bullshit don't get on her bad side. She is very loyal to her friends and will turn your frown upside down

Jimmy: damn do you see the new girl
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland

Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side

by Ushsjsodmlsjs November 1, 2018

luke bland

"Luke bland" is a boy who like to tongue punch other boys asshole on days that end on a 'Y', also loves receiving a dirty chewbakka

By Ikatam

Luke bland loves a tongue punch

by Ikatam September 15, 2017

bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".

1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.

by wirelessmoke May 10, 2021