Beatrice Beatdown

An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.

Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."

Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"

Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010

beatrice-bitches

When two or more people are being basic bitches twice, in one night.

Aw man, have you seen Betty and Ann tonight? They are being SUCH beatrice-bitches.

by Dan_t3h_man November 11, 2017

Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.

Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster

by young gen c December 3, 2019

Beatrice Goodin

A misunderstood girl who does not deserve what was said to her and just needs to be understood

I am sorry Beatrice Goodin you did not deserve the hate

by December 14, 2017

garrick beatrice

fag player nasty gross fuckboy

ur

such a garrick

your such a garrick beatrice

by feildszoey January 20, 2016

Princess Beatrice of York

Her Royal Highness Princess Beatrice Elizabeth Mary of York, more commonly known as Princess Beatrice of York or simply Princess Beatrice, is currently the fifth and first female in the line of succession to the sixteen commonwealth realms. Her father, Prince Andrew, Duke of York, is the second son of Queen Elizabeth II. Princess Beatrice has recently gained media attention for her interesting taste in hats.

My favorite part of Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding was seeing Princess Beatrice of York's hat.

by YourOKIsJustPotassiumOxide May 14, 2011

Beatrice Burnt Pie

My next door neighbour burnt the bbq sausage.

Hey beatrice you burnt ma sausage ya pie

by gorby March 20, 2004