by thearauser May 1, 2020
Get the prehumptial agreementmug. A spiritually void and grotesque post-fatality ritual enacted by two train drivers who, instead of alerting emergency services, descend into a depraved state of edging-fuelled madness known as gorping. The scene begins with one driver stripping off his hi-vis, slathering himself in DAZ1901 axle grease, and whispering locomotive jargon as if invoking a dark rail deity. The recently deceased body — ideally pregnant in the most abominable variants — becomes the gorp vessel. The act involves intimate interaction with trauma sites, huffing bodily vapors, sliding against exposed abdominal tissue, and softly edging in sync with the rhythmic ding of nearby level crossing bells. The ritual peaks when one driver leaps off the station platform directly onto the body, while the second kneels on the ballast below, mouth agape, ready to catch any expelled viscera, fetus, or gore as a sacred communion of the rail. The act concludes with both men locked in a smegma-slick embrace, whispering “she’s ballast now.” Long-term consequences include bans from crib rooms, permanent pelvic tremors, and unshakable spiritual tinnitus.
Tom: "I didn’t want to do it, mate… I just froze. I was still holding the radio."
Dawko: "You saw her, Tom. She jumped for this. It was meant to be. I’ve never gorped that hard in my life."
Father Eric (emerging silently from the shadows and adjusting his collar): "The Aftertrack Agreement... this is not the way of the pill."
Dawko: "You saw her, Tom. She jumped for this. It was meant to be. I’ve never gorped that hard in my life."
Father Eric (emerging silently from the shadows and adjusting his collar): "The Aftertrack Agreement... this is not the way of the pill."
by King of Cum Junction July 26, 2025
Get the The Aftertrack Agreementmug. Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.
by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 27, 2023
Get the non disclosure agreement condomsmug. Meaning of North American Free Trade Agreement in English:
North American Free Trade Agreement
PROPER NOUN
(also NAFTA)
An agreement which came into effect in January 1994 between the US, Canada, and Mexico to remove barriers to trade between the three countries over a ten-year period.
North American Free Trade Agreement
PROPER NOUN
(also NAFTA)
An agreement which came into effect in January 1994 between the US, Canada, and Mexico to remove barriers to trade between the three countries over a ten-year period.
How to use North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt) in a sentence is still unknown.
North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt)
North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt)
by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022
Get the North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt)mug. Another term for a hostage negotiation.
You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.
The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.
The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
Did you sign the plea agreement?
Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
Get the Plea agreementmug. When two people get into a heated exchange, oblivious to the fact that they’re both saying basically the same thing - the only difference being phrasing.
The opposite of “talking past each other.”
The opposite of “talking past each other.”
Hold up, I think you’re in furious agreement. You’re both on the same side here, even if it doesn’t sound like it.
by robynsun May 7, 2024
Get the furious agreementmug. An agreement signed by Britain and France in September 1938 in which they appeased Hitler and allowed him to take control of the Sudetenland, a region of Czechoslovakia
by 416BK January 22, 2020
Get the Munich Agreementmug.