When the gang you are currently beating the shit out of always waits for you to finish this one guy before another person in the gang goes after you.
by DesiredExoticNeighbor June 21, 2018
Get the Gentleman's Agreement mug.An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM
Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 2, 2017
Get the prefuctual agreement mug.The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.
"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."
by Deauley May 7, 2018
Get the Pre-Naptual Agreement mug.by Redscar December 30, 2020
Get the Beard agreement mug.This can have two defenitions,
1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to
Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money
1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to
Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money
"You cant tell me Tim actually agreed with mark!"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"
by Bill Billy Bob July 26, 2023
Get the Minsk Agreement mug.Another term for a hostage negotiation.
You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.
The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.
The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
Did you sign the plea agreement?
Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
Get the Plea agreement mug.A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023
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