Top off penis

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

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Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

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A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

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A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

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To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

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The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers

Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

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