Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.

As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!

by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023

Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023

Penis

The most delicious thing you will ever devour

*moan* your penis is soooo yummy... I'll see you tonight for another meal!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

noticeable penis line

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.

Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.

by Snowky96 January 10, 2023

Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 1, 2023

Penis

The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.

My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.

by No B*tches July 3, 2023

Peni

A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.

“Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”

by that1.J July 4, 2023