Top off penis 

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

Top off penis by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

Calm your penis hole by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Richard's Penis 

Not there

you have a Richard's Penis

Richard's Penis by BallForLifeGoCavaliers December 13, 2016

what a penis 

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

what a penis by That one dude from ps4 May 29, 2017

lite soft penis 

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

lite soft penis by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

Slapping someones penis 

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

Slapping someones penis by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

Casey's penis 

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers

Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

Casey's penis by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017