Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

Calm your penis hole by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

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Richard's Penis

you have a Richard's Penis

Richard's Penis by BallForLifeGoCavaliers December 13, 2016

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what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

what a penis by That one dude from ps4 May 29, 2017

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lite soft penis

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

lite soft penis by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

Slapping someones penis by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

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Casey's penis

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers

Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

Casey's penis by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017

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ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

ur grandma have penis by Link6456 March 14, 2018