Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

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right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

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Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

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Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

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Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

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When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

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