post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

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Top off penis

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

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When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

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A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

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son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

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To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

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