When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.
Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?
Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.
Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.
Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022
Get the Dangerous Doggyballs mug.A dangerous word is the opposite of a safe word, meaning when used it is to tell a person's significant other to continue or go further. Safe words typically mean stop, while a dangerous word means to go.
Person 1: Yeah I wanted him to keep kissing me but he was afraid to go too far
Person 2: Me and my boyfriend have a dangerous word, everytime he says banana it means he reallyyyy wants more
Person 1: oh
Person 2: Me and my boyfriend have a dangerous word, everytime he says banana it means he reallyyyy wants more
Person 1: oh
by neowm master 48 January 2, 2022
Get the dangerous word mug.1. (noun) catchy, rhyming PSA with goal of warning loved little ones of almost certain doom waiting for them if the gap between them/unknown lurking “grownups“ is narrowed, or worse yet, closed! This type of evil knows no bounds, often disguised as trustworthy adult. “If you don’t know them but they want to know you, run the other way! Tell Mom/Dad ASAP!”
2. (noun) seemingly bottomless cesspool of ne’er-do-well plays uncanny role of both scavenger/predator. This breed of rando sets bait usually as a damsel in distress for gullible type with better things to be doing. Once hook(er)is set, a poor sap reduces their own quality of life as superficial distraction; target kept busy, albeit far from productive, squandering resources on some lame Jane/Jon Doe (D’oh!), discarding us who actually need/appreciate *them*. The mark, naturally heroic, fooled into false comfort via “chasing” the same scum as the pariah they’ve been trying to “outrun” often temporarily adopting these destructive behaviors
3.(noun) even more abundant than (2), microbial culture of crotch custard thereof
4.(verb) to contract/infect slut sludge, with aloof indifference/arrogance while knowing their own bits have gone from “private parts” to “ Petri dish”
2. (noun) seemingly bottomless cesspool of ne’er-do-well plays uncanny role of both scavenger/predator. This breed of rando sets bait usually as a damsel in distress for gullible type with better things to be doing. Once hook(er)is set, a poor sap reduces their own quality of life as superficial distraction; target kept busy, albeit far from productive, squandering resources on some lame Jane/Jon Doe (D’oh!), discarding us who actually need/appreciate *them*. The mark, naturally heroic, fooled into false comfort via “chasing” the same scum as the pariah they’ve been trying to “outrun” often temporarily adopting these destructive behaviors
3.(noun) even more abundant than (2), microbial culture of crotch custard thereof
4.(verb) to contract/infect slut sludge, with aloof indifference/arrogance while knowing their own bits have gone from “private parts” to “ Petri dish”
An adult you do not know only wants you to get in their car so they can use the HOV lane on the way to Stranger-Danger Zone.
That dime-piece blew off loved ones and fell into a stranger-danger trap with some dime-a-dozen ho, and is bound to wind up feeling just as stupid as he looks.
How can they fall into a trap like that and not realize the stranger-danger will make their bits will scab up, then that’ll be what’s falling off.
My mouth used to water just thinking about that one, but I don’t want to get stranger-dangered with the only thing dripping is loin legions.
That dime-piece blew off loved ones and fell into a stranger-danger trap with some dime-a-dozen ho, and is bound to wind up feeling just as stupid as he looks.
How can they fall into a trap like that and not realize the stranger-danger will make their bits will scab up, then that’ll be what’s falling off.
My mouth used to water just thinking about that one, but I don’t want to get stranger-dangered with the only thing dripping is loin legions.
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Get the thicc danger mug.there are different meanings for weirdo's! there are the nice weirdos who likes stuff like music, movies, tv shows or books that other's might think that is weird, and then there are the stranger danger weirdos who are into kidnapping, killing or just plain weird. not your happy go lucky weirdos.
Sara: Becky is soooo weird!!! Alex: why? Sara: see what she is wearing? what a freaking weirdo!!!
Bob: see that guy over there? Anna: what about him? Bob: he's a stranger danger weirdo! he likes little girls and just plain weird! you stay away from him!!
Bob: see that guy over there? Anna: what about him? Bob: he's a stranger danger weirdo! he likes little girls and just plain weird! you stay away from him!!
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