one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

Dewey Brown

A shit taken while traveling.

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!

by Gastony Rice January 12, 2022

Brown Cheese

Someone who is submissive and breedable

“Hey look at that brown cheese, he’s so submissive and breedable”

by Mamarods August 15, 2021

Brown Out

When you're a Browns fan and you experience another comeback loss so you have to drink until you can't remember.

Pass me the vodka, I need to brown out. The Jets just came back and won.

by MaskerKush September 22, 2022

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Brown out

When you absolutely shit the house after drinking too much

Brown out
Hey man, What happened to Luke?
I don’t know man but you’re gonna need a new couch, dude must’ve browned out last night.

by Soggy balls December 16, 2021