Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".

"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."

by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022

Brown Pointer

Higher on the predatorial ladder than the turtle neck or Prarie dog...

Luckily I made it to the shart tank cause that brown pointer almost tore my leg off!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Rival Brown

a person who has become so on edge they start to say feck, frik and bacon alot dont approch them when this happens or they will eat your hair and you will go bald

oh my shiz i told him not to approch that "rival browner" damm he's gunner go bald now !!!!

by JohnnyMcFishweed !!! January 20, 2009

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.

"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."

by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013

Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Browned It

When something goes horrendously wrong.

We’ve missed the train, we’ve browned it lads.

by GoonCave69 March 6, 2025