What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
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When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.
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A first strike just literally you (dumb little dicktators, presidents, or who ever the fuck you’re supposed to be) just spamming the nuke attack
Republic of Penis: I’m gonna do, IM GONNA DO MY FIRST STRIKE!1!1!1!!
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀
by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023