pencil man

A subsequent man with a small penis

That kid is a pencil man

by daddykade September 8, 2021

Pencil

Something you will need because your to fucking lazy to go to the dollar store and buy your own

Go get your own fucking pencil

by ctrl+alt+delete ur mother November 11, 2022

pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.

"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"

by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024

Pencil

Wood with led in it.

I wrote this text with a pencil.

by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

Pencil

Something I have put up my ass

Pencil up ass

by sexyinvert December 21, 2021

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018