pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.

John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!

by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011

Pens pencils down

The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.

Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*

by lesbiandad May 14, 2018

Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

rhode island piss penciling

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

by Logan LP September 12, 2025

pencil straight

extremely straight; like a pencil

i have pencil straight hair

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023

Pencil dick

Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use

Jeremy has a small pencil dick

by Kingpinroast June 2, 2016

pencil

this is the kind og graffiti pen you use on a piece of paper. if the graffitipen does not color off anymore you need to sharpen it using a big sharpener.

That pencil i amazing, where did you get it?

by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020