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Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.
“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”
by Jeremayne October 3, 2023
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Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
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Pencil

Wood with led in it.
I wrote this text with a pencil.
by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019
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pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
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Pencil holder

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
by armed abortion February 15, 2022
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pencil type of guy

Guys that likes the privets parts of a Man.
Fill us a pencil type of guy.
by Sharice June 13, 2023
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Pencil

A type of sex toy used by hardcores
Girl: Is that a pencil?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl: OOO LEMME STICK IT IN MY A**
by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021
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