Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents

Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn

by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Pencil

The thing you bite on when trying for figure out the damn math problem

My pencil just broke from me chewing on it

by Xbdbd October 5, 2020

pencil breaker

Often given to a gay crush you have when they're a adorable dork.

Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable

by Randomgirl10 September 5, 2016

Pencil

A stick of writing

Grab some pencils and write a book!

by bling bling boy 47 September 22, 2020

Pencil

Something you shove up someone’s ass if they are annoying you

>Bro, I was annoying Abel as a joke, then he shoved a pencil up my ass

by Sonic’s_Toe_Licker June 19, 2022

Pencil

A writing aperatus... obviously...

Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.

"Let me have a look at your pencil."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025