Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents

Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn

by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022

flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

pencil

a type of writing untensil use on paper, Also used for the butt

a pencil is very good at writing on my paper.

by pe-n-cil April 28, 2022

Pencil Case

A box that holds your pencils.

Guy 1 : I think that girl just shoved that entire pencil case up her ass.
Guy 2 : Yum.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

THE pencil

Rightfully Emily’s

“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”

by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019

Pencil

Pieces of lead stuck into a wooden sheath. #2 Ticonderoga pencils are also just tree poop. Think about that the next time you try to draw an anime character you think is hot.

Jeff: I'm going to use a pencil to draw Gojo!
Ben: Bro, you do know that you're drawing Gojo with poop, right?

by SenpaiGojo February 18, 2022