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Pencil

The thing you bite on when trying for figure out the damn math problem
My pencil just broke from me chewing on it
by Xbdbd October 5, 2020
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Pencil

A type of sex toy used by hardcores
Girl: Is that a pencil?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl: OOO LEMME STICK IT IN MY A**
by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021
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Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.
“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”
by Jeremayne October 3, 2023
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Pencil holder

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
by armed abortion February 15, 2022
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Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.
"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box
by ElderCunny March 9, 2016
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Penciled

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.
I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth
by Jaquavious337.3 February 10, 2023
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Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019
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