Double Damn

When you see a gal with huge womps (typically size Double D or larger) and you're stopped dead in your tracks and the only thing you can do is say "damn!" followed after a short pause with "DAMN!"

"I saw this chick with incredible Double Damns the other day. Stopped me dead in my tracks for about 15-18 minutes."

"Bro Double Damns are a Done Deal. You should have wifed her up immediately."

by tacodaddy69 March 10, 2023

A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman with a pair of used wool socks as condoms.

She has to do her laundry after receiving A Double Muskee.

by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 3, 2021

Double Hustle

Multi-tasking two activities or more that when combined help you to be more productive.

Examples. Folding laundry while watching a documentary. Listening to a podcast while working out at the gym.

Today, I double hustled my gym workout with listening to an audiobook.

by Alexthemenace June 16, 2018

double dreamin

When a person achieves two American Dreams within the same year.

CEO and founder of AmericaNative Nathan Rangel has been Double Dreamin this month.
If Trump becomes President hes definately been Double Dreamin.

by AmericaNative July 15, 2016

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

double-first great-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandson.

My double-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019