Junk Mail

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
by JV25 April 02, 2011
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Fehaming his Mail

Action describing someone that touches himself as he cant attract human beings from the opposite gender
by Mohadubinks013 May 03, 2024
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chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 28, 2014
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flayl mail

Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope
I sent some flayl mail to my bf
by 101north December 19, 2016
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Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
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E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.
The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 05, 2021
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