Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

Builders pencil

Violating the space between someone's ear and the side of their head with your phallus.

Sorry bro, I snuck into your room last night and gave it to you in the builders pencil.

by TC1991 May 28, 2012

Pencil Slanger

A male who has a penis the size of a pencil.

I couldn't help but laugh when that pencil slanger whipped it out as if he were Mandingo!

by The Rennaisance Woman October 18, 2009

pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 27, 2022

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 15, 2022