Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024

Maddie Barnes

A fine girl with a fat ass

Look everyone it’s Maddie Barnes

by Idk1236 April 23, 2024

barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

blue barn

A drafty blue barn that also sounds like something which some girls believe you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary because it reminds those girls of something else.

"I'm sure blue barn is on Urban Dictionary..."

by Tim Maddows February 3, 2023

Charlie Barnes

The ego boosting guy who looks twice in the mirror.

I feel like a real Charlie Barnes today.

by The bowl imself May 1, 2019

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.

"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"

by man gooch November 28, 2004