Poop ditch

A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.

“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”

by Bush rattler August 24, 2023

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out

I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.

by stubbz420 November 08, 2010

A person (usually a man) whom is a dick and often acts like a lil bitch!

Ray is such a lil ditch-bick!

by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping

Robbert and David where're ditching last night

by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.

David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke

by Doobery! June 30, 2011