carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

Ditch Pig

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single

Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!

by dicklover124 January 18, 2018

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

ditch pig mi-kay-la

An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,

She will always be a Ditch Pig Mi-kay-La all her life.

by FML-Already April 27, 2025

ditch whisky

Low cost high proof whisky often found on roadside ditches, and often near passed out drunks.

Old Crow is an example of a ditch whisky

by Biggfish86 December 10, 2024

in the ditch

When you drop something of importance or usefulness in a black hole like between your car seat and center console, or between your bed and wall/nightstand you dropped it in the ditch.

I dropped my phone in the ditch.

by Beachbum1482 January 24, 2015