Basic Ditch

(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.

Nick just basic ditched to get his “charger”.

by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018

ditch hop

Hiding in the ditch from cars that came by was pretty common where i was a kid.

Me and my brother ditch hopped down to Matt's

by TValerie July 4, 2021

tit ditch

The voided out space between tits aka the sternum area

Let me motorboat that tit ditch!

by St1ckkman July 18, 2022

Ditch

A colloquialism for a gay man. Likely started by combining Dick and Bitch. Most often used in a positive or self deprecating way. Similar use to women refer to their friends as “Bitch” or “Bitches”

“I woke up in a ditch this morning”
“I’m only going if the Ditches go”
“Ditch, please”

by Cannit May 31, 2025

ditched-n-missed

Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.

Girl, I just ditched-n-missed that fool. He be calling me and I just ignore him; I'm over him.

by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010

Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.

Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!

by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

ditch head

ditch is the slang word for a bitch dating a dick head and they b happy but they both mega jerks

whats you ship name?
ditch head

wut?

by yeetious June 23, 2019