A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.
Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
Get the Free Range Chicken Skinning mug.A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.
*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"
by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017
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Similar to the Turducken, this delicacy consists of a rat stuffed with a gerbil stuffed with a hamster. It is usually served with a side of freshly collected Frumunda cheese, and goes great with a chardonnay. It is considered a traditional Easter feast in parts of Wyoming.
by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011
Get the ragerbilster mug.(Ran-nur-nahn-er) adjective. An action that is very hillybilly. Can be used both as positive and negative. Typically used to describe things automotive.
Positive:
Man, that lifed F-150 on mudders is ranernaner as fuck.
Negative:
Dude, only ranernaner's listen to Nickleback.
Man, that lifed F-150 on mudders is ranernaner as fuck.
Negative:
Dude, only ranernaner's listen to Nickleback.
by CA50 July 27, 2012
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Not to be confused with a Mall ninja
Not to be confused with a Mall ninja
by Just that guy. October 28, 2013
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Get the runger mug.Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.
by zbrcht June 7, 2009
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