Zen

A word that was butchered by a band called Bush in their song, "Everything Zen" and now nobody knows what it means.

Try to see it once my way... Everything zen, everything zen, I don't think so.

by Beastiezekiel August 21, 2005

Zen

A pretty damn cool guy.

Dude you are sooo like Zen!

by strongbad August 15, 2004

Zen

The large, hexagonal computer with flashing rectangular lights on its screen, in the British SF series "Blakes 7", on the Liberator. It could speak and was more-or-less able to sense the emotions of the crew members. Zen was destroyed by a "viral liquid" in the episode "Terminal". The voice of Zen was Peter Tuddenham. When Zen spoke, it preceded and closed its statements with a short "bonk" sound, represented by "*".

- Zen, give me the coordinates for Omicron Delta 5!
-*Confirmed, 06-52-98.*

by pentozali March 10, 2009

Zen

The art of making something yourself to achieve a higher quality than would otherwise be expected.

Guy 1: I'll feel like pasta tonight, I'll go get some ragu from the shop.
Guy 2: No need, we have some tomatoes, let's do a Zen and make it ourselves.

by Timmeeh May 26, 2005

Zen

Doing a Zen is the worst possible insult given to a person who thinks they can drive but then tries to and then totally fucks up.

Friend 1 "Did you see Zen the other day?"
Friend 2 "Yeh, he did a Zen again.."
Friend 3 "What a Clive"

by El Keighley November 27, 2013

Zen

Zen is an amazing guy. He will always be there for you no matter what. He is one of the best people to be in a relationship with. He acts childish but in a very cute way. He is very caring and adorable. If you know a Zen, don't let him go.

Zen is adorable.

by hoe.bitch March 25, 2020

Zen

Its a fucking DUCK

Bro why the fuck are you such a ZEN, are you fucking dumb?

by InfagFC March 27, 2019