Useless is someone or something that is incapable of completing tasks or activities.
My brother Mac Hoeler is very useless
by Jdwag27 April 4, 2021
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Someone that is literary an incompetent, an a turtle trying to race a pack of wolves to every situation and conflict.
Do you even recognize Shayne he’s so devoured by self hate that he fucks up every opurtunity that he wants by over thought processing. He truly makes everything a useless scape goat.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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Teacher: ''Say your ABC's.''

Student: ''A.. B.. C.. Z?''

Teacher: ''Dear God help us.. You are as useless as the H In Spaghetti.''
by WeAreAllFucked December 13, 2016
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A lesbian who can’t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.
Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like “sweetums” and “babe,” wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: You’re such a useless lesbian, Alayna
by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018
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When you have will in your group but he doesn't help with anything but he pretends to be doing it and claims to be doing it
Dan: what is he doing?
Best: I don't know but he is not helping
Dan: Pa Will arai na
Best: Pa Will useless
by bestbe_ August 20, 2020
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when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason
(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway
by idon'tknow1111 July 12, 2010
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Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them
Pilot: we can help but it will take time to get there

Gaz or Captain Price: Useless Wanker!
by Illestemia January 18, 2009
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