stripper ticket

A term for an American dollar bill as they are typically used to tip strippers at adult establishments.

I need five stripper tickets from you each for beer tonight.

by thelance June 22, 2010

ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.

I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.

by GhettoTicket June 7, 2018

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 23, 2003

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 7, 2019

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 5, 2002