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textadent 

ahole who gets into an accident while texting
Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!
textadent by Tuco B August 21, 2009

textdropping 

Reading someone's texts over their shoulders. Like eavesdropping.
I couldn't tell you because my mom was totally textdropping!

My girlfriend is pretty cool but she's a total textdropper.
textdropping by michaliann November 1, 2009

TEXTERSATE 

Texting between two people via cell phone or tablet.
I cant talk on the phone right now but we can textersate.
TEXTERSATE by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 17, 2012

Turd Texter 

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.
Turd Texter by Vern_O February 22, 2009

emoji texter 

Someone who feels the need to communicate via text message with ambiguous images in place of actual English language words.
Me: hey what are we doing this weekend

Wife: 🐮🌿🌾🎻🏆🏇🏇😂😂😂😂😂

Me: damn emoji texter
emoji texter by Cdrunbb November 25, 2015

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.
A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"