terd bird

A bird found in the earth's core. It is coated with blackish-white feathers and takes a dump every 22 seconds.

One day, I will dig down to the earth's core and eat me a terd bird.

by Jonny Livestrong February 6, 2005

terd burglar

That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.

by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002

Someone who travels around in tight fitting robes, depriving good people of their Faeces.

'Oh My Poo! You Terd Burgler!'

by Deragon April 20, 2004

One Who Burgules Terds.

by Metalman6306 May 15, 2008

plumber, see also over paid pee moper

Call the terd wrestler, the toilet is over flowing

by Fish November 10, 2004

Damn man, I haven't been able to crap for a week...I must have a terd clot!

by Halo Kid September 21, 2003

One that steals terds and or eats them

My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!

by Ruffcat March 8, 2004