one on one 

when your boss invites you to a business lunch.

one on one by seliko June 17, 2003

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

a bird never flew on one wing by sircasey February 15, 2009

my phone is on one percent 

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

my phone is on one percent by reece10i March 16, 2021

fuck it i'm on one 

One's realization that regardless of a mistake or altercation, you really just don't give a fuck because you're high or drunk.

Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.

Guy (drunk): Girl, you are looking spec...specta...spectaculamor!

Girl: No. Go away.

Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*

fuck it i'm on one by Ares Precept March 27, 2015

Go down on one knee 

Performing oral sex on a one legged woman

"Do you think Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"

Go down on one knee by andD November 3, 2006

one on one 

The phrase that people say that suck at everything but is the best in their little village where they live when they lose in a team-based. Normally followed by a really bad yo momma joke.

John: God dude, you really suck at everything.
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?

one on one by JoshRoxxx August 26, 2008

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" by Evoslip April 25, 2009