newcastle brown veil 

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

newcastle brown veil by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024

Newcastle Funnel Fucker

A big fuck off spider in the middle of a subway tunnel.

"Look! It's a Newcastle Funnel Fucker!"

Newcastle Funnel Fucker by RandomPancakes April 26, 2026

carrying coals to Newcastle 

It means a pointless, useless situation or action.

"Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying coals to Newcastle!"

carrying coals to Newcastle by Golasso December 14, 2006

Mong - Newcastle Jets 

A popular term used by squadron members at Newcastle Jets games.

1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.

2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.

3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.

4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk

Mong - Newcastle Jets

Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes

Mong - Newcastle Jets by Newyboy February 5, 2012

Nubcastle 

Place where nubs belong, so to speak.

Go back to your nubcastle kiddies. You must play Condition Zero.

Nubcastle by Tim Christenson January 28, 2009

New Castle

In Addition to drugs, New Castle Pa. also has Fireworks and Hot Dogs

New Castle a place where ppl take the drugs, eat the dogs, and watch the fireworks.

New Castle by CSmallZ April 26, 2007

newscastering 

Having sex under the cover of a blanket while leaving your tops on.

Ruth and I were newscastering on the couch when my mom walked in. She never knew...

newscastering by SirNicksAlot June 29, 2018