a discombobulated philosophical butt flake disabled crip walking crawfish half eaten autistic autobot looking ass person from newcastle in the uk they have really bad teeth
by ha ez May 1, 2023
Get the Newcastlermug. Newcastle is an Australian city located on the coastline of NSW. It's mainly known for its coal export and nice beaches.
Person A: "Where do live?"
Person B: "Coal"
Person A: "I'm guessing Newcastle"
Person B: "Coal"
Person A: "You sure do love coal, Scotty"
Person B: "Coal"
Person A: "I'm guessing Newcastle"
Person B: "Coal"
Person A: "You sure do love coal, Scotty"
by M92 Metrobus May 26, 2020
Get the Newcastlemug. Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.
by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024
Get the newcastle brown veilmug. A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week
A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science
A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent
A college that hires the teacher that no one wants
A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science
A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent
A college that hires the teacher that no one wants
I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out
by gayguywithaseverecaseofanxiety May 9, 2021
Get the Newcastle collegemug. I sure could use a Newcastle Cheesecake right about now! It has been months, since the last get together!
by Gandolian August 29, 2020
Get the Newcastle Cheesecakemug.