new years megalution

Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.

the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.

ted: dude whats your new years megalution?

frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.

ted: :( time to change mine...

by omg a chicken! December 30, 2010

New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st

What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?

by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015

New Years Eve

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.

"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"

by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019

New Years Day Syndrome

A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take

Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know

Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.

by C302929 January 18, 2022

New Years Disaster

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.

"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."

by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010

New Years Eve Eve

The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).

"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"

"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"

-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-

by Fa La La La Derp December 31, 2011

New Years Kiss

Best way to say a girl gave a blow job. Sometimes happens on New Years Eve in place or in addition to the kiss at midnight.

Laura- Do you want me to leave the room?
Steph- No your fine no New Years Kisses tonight!

Moll- What did you do for New Years?
Laura- Oh you know a good BJ..

by Taphappy January 11, 2009