Ketchup pre-cum

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.

aww dude! i just put ketchup pre-cum all over my hotdog!

by vPeter February 12, 2013

ketchup juice

The juice that initially leaks out of the ketchup bottle when you squeeze it before the actual ketchup.

Oh man, check out the nasty ketchup juice comin' out of this new bottle.

by kmal9er May 28, 2016

Ketchup Pizza

Usually served when blowing backs out in Fiji

I once went to Fiji, ordered a ketchup pizza off the menu and the waiter blew my back out

by JnthnDK February 22, 2021

Ketchup Once

A twice fan that constantly uses old jokes like, tzuyoda, cheese kimbap, sanake, and iS sANa gaY XD. Can be seen on the Instagram explorer page

Ketchup once: OMG tzuyoda was so funny last night XD omg sanake getting her prey o_O
Normal once: ...

by LLuigi October 24, 2019

Ketchup Chips

A flavor of chips that is not sold in America

<candian> Do you has Ketchup Chips???
<american> no... ):
<canadian> Aww... sad face

by Xtreme2252 May 26, 2009

ketchup and gravy

when you wipe your ass and it's shitty and bloody usually after forcing out a shit

Bart looks down at the toilet paper after having an intense constipation episode and thinks the toilet paper looks like he just wiped up ketchup and gravy. Later on he has fries with ketchup and gravy.

by Boffo April 24, 2009

Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008