by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019
A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 7, 2011
someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
john: did you get lucky with Sasha?
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
by ThatDude1988 July 10, 2012
by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013
The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.
*Female coworker burps*
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
by Muff Potter February 9, 2014
To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't
by Uzumaki Mitch June 14, 2006
Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.
This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.
Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!
Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!
Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!
Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!
by Newport Nuisance March 6, 2009