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How do mermaids poop 

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...
How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
How do mermaids poop by Wesser123 January 6, 2018

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

how do you do 

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"
"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."
how do you do by the letter d November 13, 2007

how do you report 

When one person on military security watch asks another on watch what is their status/ How do you report?
Post 14 watch,how do you report?
how do you report by ABEAN April 2, 2017

How-do-ya-do 

Tom: When did you get to be a social butterfly Larry?
Larry: I just did a little of the how-do-ya-do

How do you rate? 

Jon: work is boring
Jeff: yeah I think I'm going home
Jon: How do you rate?