hard

Used to describe the erection of a penis. Often acompanies "as hell". In most cases, describes the after-effect of a sexy woman or something nice.

Cot damn that Vida Guerra Poster be gettin me hard as FUCK!
Or
U got that Purple Haze yet?
Hell yea nigga it got me hard.

by Anslem January 10, 2005

hard-on

An erect penis

Tied naked to the bed, the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on the captive, Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his gargantuan hard-on.

by barefeet98 November 18, 2008

Hard

Extremely Good, really nice, expensive

That new David Banner CD is hard!
That new Escalade is so hard!

by CANDACE December 16, 2003

hards

A vague and unknown body region that can be held by another person.

Yohannes: Can we hold hards now?

Ish: Sure, but you gotta help me find mine.

by Hawtyboggin April 9, 2007

hard

What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.

''Look at him, he's gone hard!''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

hard-on

(alternate spelling of hardon)
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.

Ever since I got Jim fired, he's had a real hard-on for me.
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?

by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004

hard

Nice, usually in reference to material possessions.

"Thats a hard polo, where did you get it?"

by Matsumoto March 26, 2005