"The school Admin caused outrage by refusing to let the students put harmless, meaningful words on their senior shirts, because they assume everything is slang for something bad."
"The new principle refused to let the student put her own name on her shirt, as the
urban dictionary said it was slang for 'long penis'"
"Hey, lisa,
the internet says chicken means cocaine. Let's ban it."
"I really think that the loud just likes chicken, mary-"
"No it's slangfor cocaine ban chicken, chicken is evil. Kids are evil, and now
the internet says that Everything means penis. We must now only use Morse to communicate-wait, now morse means penis too. Fucking children....cunt ass bitches! Don't they know cursing makes them Satan?!"