ass

a thing you saywhen dealt a bad hand in poker.

you are dealt a 5H 9D 2C JackS and AceH.

This is a hand that can be refered to as ass.

by DivineFist November 26, 2003

ass

a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search

he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope

by shadowed-blood August 6, 2008

ass

After
School
Special

I think everyone should watch ASS on Fuse

by pancit_fooL January 4, 2005

ass

A donkey.

What to do with an ass: Feed it milk, give it carrots, spank it if it doesn't sit in position, ride it.
"Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."

by fab5ive August 11, 2003

ass

the butt

Chloe has the sexiest ass...

by anonymous99073 May 11, 2004

ass

1. Acronym for Attention Seeking Shit.
2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy.
3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.

Guy #1: 'Hey everyone, i can lick my back hair!'
Guy #2: 'A.s.s.'

Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?'
*silence*
Betty: 'My ass...'

Guy #1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'

by rawr; jason June 3, 2007

ass

1. A stupid person.
2. Someone's buttox.
3. A donkey.

1. Stop being an ass!
2. He has a nice ass.
3. He rode an ass up the mountain.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003