a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible

"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben

by street freak April 26, 2022

so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.

Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

two popes ago

various long time ago

Yo I haven't seen Haley since like two popes ago.

by ConchaPouser November 3, 2013

foreskin and seven years ago

a reference to how outdated circumcision is.

foreskin and seven years ago we lost our heads

by MrBrownbone September 13, 2012

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

so ten minutes ago

See so yesterday


(adj.) bringing up a conversational topic that has already ended.

a: So what do you think about iraqi Priso...


b: oh that was so ten minutes ago... where you been at?

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Last online 7 years ago

The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.

Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*

Last online 7 years ago

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020