ADD

Short for Attention Deficit Disorder. Used an excuse for people who have trouble focusing on things that bore them like every other human being. Also an excuse parents use for why their kids suck.

"My kid isn't failing out of school because they are an idiot, they have ADD."

by whateverdude20 December 8, 2005

adds

"Beer," when typed into a T9 text cell phone.

"Dude, when are we going out for adds?"

by roentgenbeer February 4, 2009

ADD

it is complete BULLSHIT

I don't pay attention in school, so I must have ADD. my parents gave me some pills to make me a zombie... YAY!

by Frankeeeee July 26, 2006

add

A crutch created by psychologists and used by American parents and teachers to avoid telling a child that he or she is a moron.

But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?

It's okay Eric, you got four F's on your report card because you have add, not because you're a fucking dummy.

by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005

ADD

Attention Deficit Disorder, AKA let's dish out money on ritalin so our kids will pay better attention in school.

F. Mercury: "Dude, don't fuck with me, I have ADD."
Me: "Stfu faggot that's fake."
Some guy in the background listening to the conversation: "ROFL PWNED!"

by 36/m/AZ in wheelchair November 8, 2004

Add

A shaftian: When your best friend takes a shit in the glove compartment of your brand new car.

Add : Just look in your glove compartment.

by ShaFtiaN x - TysoN is Fat August 5, 2008

ADD

The product of well thought out conspiracy where people of prestige have offered the opportunity for anyone to claim a disorder. Likely because coffee and energy drinks are not enough to start the day anymore. Many folks desire something other than reality; hence, rather than mastering their own minds, they stimulate them with amphetamines. Somehow the ADD sub-culture gains respect, while illegal drug users are just the same, cheating their lives.

Dude, doing drugs is so wrong; but guess what! I just snagged 50 pops of Concerta. I told my mom I was having trouble in school so she's droppin' 20% of her paycheck & talkin' to ADD docs to get me these pillzzz! Have fun at your job, I'm going to play my new xbox 360!

by Androgenius December 10, 2010