Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

by Evan Thorn December 8, 2006

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Dutchers Underwear

A mixed drink consisting of Early Times whiskey, diet tonic, pickle juice and a splash of grenadine. Named for the legendary underachiever artist Dutcher.

Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.

I slapped 3 bitches after my third Dutchers Underwear. Bitches ain't shit anyway

by DonaldDickstein September 2, 2016

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underwear gravy

When a shart fills your shoes you have made a hearty batch of underwear gravy.

As we exited the train my stomach was clearly going to make underwear gravy.

by fartattack May 9, 2020

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Champion underwear

The company was established in 1919, in Rochester, New York, by Simon Feinbloom and his sons William and Abraham. Back then, the company was called the Knickerbocker Knitting Company. It made Clothes and underwear logo kinda sus

Person 1 : Hey nice Champion underwear!
Person 2 : thanks!
Person 1 : Flip it
Person 2 : what?

by Look i just want to have a nam February 9, 2022

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dirty underwear

discovery of one's used condom by the subject's parents. the parent may or may not be aware that said child is already sexually active. creates serious tension/embarrassment between parent/child/child's significant other.

I'm in deep shit man my mom found my dirty underwear after last night.

by Mo025 January 10, 2009

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