Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
*It's raining and you're changing clothes*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
by gayishomo March 6, 2019
Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.
"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."
"Tonights' numbers are mine."
by Fuzzy May 24, 2003
*these are random names i came up with. also a reference to tom and jerry.*
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.
by yardardar March 30, 2021
by Catherine E. :D April 14, 2008
the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....
by blobbfish February 26, 2019
what about tonight are the most talented boy band in the world they have four members in it Wade,Tyrone,Brock,Luke. unlike other celebrities W.A.T are always there for their fans and their fans mean the world to them
by tonighter_unicorn September 18, 2013