dobbin the donkey 

To dob the donkey is , dare I say it ? to have sexual intrcourse with a donkey. As disgusting as this may sound, it is common practice in the hills surrounding the Costa Blanca in Spain.

Hey, Miquel ! Where is Noel ?

He'll be along in a minute. He's dobbin the donkey my friend.

dobbin the donkey by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006

Pin the Tail on the Donkey 

When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.

"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.

Pin the Tail on the Donkey by Daniel Patrickk December 17, 2006

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

dicking the donkey by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007

Feed the donkey (v.) 

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

Feed the donkey (v.) by The Char November 25, 2003

Scratch The Donkey 

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

Scratch The Donkey by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

lay the donkey down 

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

lay the donkey down by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

feeding the donkey 

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

feeding the donkey by jjaustx February 28, 2018