Feed The Monkey 

Feed The Monkey refers to a fuelling of desire.

Usually this desire is something one doesnt want to do, but is addicted to it because of the way it makes him/her feel about himself/herself.. like getting high.. or playing poker.. or going to a strip club.

Scientifically speaking, 'feeding the monkey' is feeding the dopamine gland in the brain..

'I don't think you should break up with her just because she gives lapdances to your family members in fancy restaurants.. She's gotto feed the monkey..

Feed The Monkey by skeptikalia September 2, 2011

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

Fuck the monkey by ElDonzo May 29, 2015

where the monkey put the whistle 

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

where the monkey put the whistle by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

get the monkey 

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

get the monkey by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

Butter the Monkey 

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

Butter the Monkey by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

Gorilla in the monkey cage 

Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.

After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".

Gorilla in the monkey cage by Patrick L. August 23, 2006

spanking the monkey 

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

spanking the monkey by David October 27, 2003